I still mourn the death of the <marquee> tag.
The mountains beaches never judged my code. The ocean doesn’t either.
Expected Website Completion Date: May 20, 1999

In high school, If there was a song missing from Limewire, I was the guy to call.

2010: I was learning After Effects
2025: I am learning Effect.ts
The first time I used SQL I hit DROP TABLE thinking it would download the file.
My .env file knows more secrets than my therapist.
I didn’t code as a child because this <!--[if !(IE 6)]> scared me.
I tried to explain git blame to my wife.
I’m now sleeping on the couch.
alias adulting='echo "not today"'
I spent way too many hours building this site, let’s bring back Geocities
Locked my fridge with a CAPTCHA to stop my midnight snacking.
Dear Guy/Gal with 47 tabs open,
Group tabs will change your life trust me
I lock my computer at night to prevent my cats from online shopping
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In 2017, three people called on the same day asking me “How can I learn to code tonight?”
I should have went into the business of building COVID WFH sheds.